Creepy clowns are never not funny (even when they’re in a USPS commercial): http://bit.ly/51gFba

The trailer for the Dungeons & Dragons documentary “The Dungeon Masters” looks exactly how you think it should look: http://bit.ly/4wS6O3

Keep your irate Herm Edwards speech; Jim Mora is the king of NFL post-game meltdowns (now with 100% more auto-tune!): http://bit.ly/6r0S56

C-3PO and R2D2 conducting the Symphony Pops: http://bit.ly/8AFlwd

Um, IDump4U is really terrible (and fake). Kind of like Cheaters for the internet set (who like fake stuff): http://bit.ly/8XCWVJ

Proving once again that nature is the worst, here’s a video of a walrus sucking his own ding-dong: http://bit.ly/6t7Plq

Photos from Your Highness? MacGruber? Scott Pilgrim? We want to see all of these movies RIGHT NOW! http://bit.ly/4CGzgT

A sneak peek at the Nightmare on Elm Street remake. Still hard to believe Kelly Leak is going to be the new Freddy K.: http://bit.ly/4RDsZR

This lady obviously wanted it her way. Guess she should have went to Burger King (or her own kitchen?): http://bit.ly/6E6YvP

Mike Ditka will not stand for your “bullshit,” pants-required interviews: http://bit.ly/8XhxMN

Hey, @MTV. Want reality TV gold? Add the Jersey Shore cast to the next Real World/Road Rules challenge. You’re welcome!

The creepy Iggy Pop puppet in this video is the scariest thing we’ve seen all day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhBnEV3ElvY

Can Drunk Jesus successfully descend down the magic handrail? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkE2to60Xsg

Um, we’re back? But just on Twitter? Maybe.